MJCWrites is Melissa J. Cave, sci-fi and fantasy author and bringer of order to the universe. She greatly enjoys put-upon everymen and sarcastic internal monologues, and admires anyone who puts the extra thought into their world to make things logical. She has been an ice cream scooper, a stable worker, a waitress, an Airman in the US Air Force, a mortgage analyst, and currently is a project lead in the Department of Defense, all of which have provided a great deal of fodder for sarcastic internal monologues.